uncle-mojave:

lolmemez:

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I need a little help here

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theauspolchronicles:

theauspolchronicles:

Click here to make a racist boomer angry by enrolling to vote. Nearly 11% of 18-24 year olds in Australia aren’t enrolled, while almost EVERY SINGLE person over 55 is. Do we want racist old boomers deciding if Indigenous people are recognised and empowered in our constitution or would you rather make sure young people get a say in what happens?

Shoutout to the person who tried to Blaze this but Tumblr unfortunately rejected it. I guess because it called boomers racist? Idk.

Anyway, organically blaze it the old fashioned way so we can shrink the margin of unenrolled young people and can actually have young people vote on the referendum instead of angry racist old boomers being in control.

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redshiftsinger:

spockhatesterfs:

sarugetyou:

Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.

I was eating off this cool cheese plate while you were talking can you repeat that pls

so what you’re saying is I have to stay here 12 hours after I finish the cheese?

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fagmyers:

busket:

busket:

I’m glad quetzalcoatlus is dead. they deserved it. those things scare the fuck out of me. I wouldn’t want to live in a world where those things weren’t extinct and I probably wouldn’t have lived long regardless of whether id want to or not bc I’d be eaten by a quetzalcoatlus

if all dinosaurs had to die so that quetzalcoatlus could go extinct. well it feels cruel to say but I think that was a fair trade

yanno what, you’re right

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dekuboya:

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A collection of totk sketches bc I hav been doing literally nothing recently but work and play totk.. (with some aggie.io stuff w @doodleynan in the last one)

sarahssideblog:

sarahssideblog:

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The projections of the sages are both so comforting yet make the game feel even more lonely, since you can’t really interact with them. I like to think that the real sages can see through the eyes of the projections regardless. 😀

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Follow up, anyone?

jasminebythebay:

Link, in his Traveler's Outfit, sits on a stool in front of a wok of boiling stew over the fire filled with vegetables. He gently blows on a spoonful of stew to cool it down to taste it. His left hand is under the spoon to catch any of the stew in case it spills. He is surrounded by various jars of spices and a pot lid leans against the wok. Next to him is a fully upgraded stamina circle and even an extra stamina circle. On the right side of the piece are arrangements of some of the ingredients you can find, organized in colorful boxes. This includes various Hyrule Bass, a carton of eggs, carrots and radishes, a bouquet of herbs and vegetables, meat and poultry, cheese, fruits, and mushrooms.  On the left side of the piece is the holding items UI, which currently shows cheese and spices being held. And above it is the health bar, with 4 bonus hearts.ALT

food for the soul 🍲

bl00dalchemist:

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He’s about to get shaken like a bottle of juice

necronatural:

phantomrose96:

Wait I realized this Twitter rate limiting thing happened literally the same day as the Reddit 3rd party app shut downs. Wonder how many of those users have come here today to this Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing Ass website

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churomo:

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i’ve been thinking abt him a lot

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tragicfaggots:

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small comic illustrating my adventures in looking at potential college roommates

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blackbackedjackal:

blackbackedjackal:

We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

At my parents place with 2 children watching YT on tablets and 2 adults watching tiktoks and reels on their phones and trying not to summon a comically sized Loony Toons hammer out of my back pocket to smash them all.

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digitaldiscipline:

avron:

patrickat:

cipheramnesia:

deliriumcrow:

splend-42:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)

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Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

65/402 16% Danny Trejo
60/282 21% Christopher Lee
51/259 20% Lance Henriksen
41/211 19% Vincent Price
41/205 20% Dennis Hopper
41/204 20% Boris Karloff
39/209 19% John Hurt
33/117 28% Sean Bean

I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.

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edpanart:

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